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Bears are behind all of it.
Seriously: all of it.
They don’t want us to know, but it’s true. They’re crafty that way.
No one knows what to do about the bears, but top scientists and bearologists are always working on it (though they are possibly working for the bears themselves).
Other animals known to have either bothersome (dangerous) or sneaky tendencies:
duck
Drop Bears
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