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The credit for this little bit of bestowed knowledge comes from Skot at www.izzlepfaff.com. The phrase was turned so well and the description so accurate that I felt that to not share it with the world via this seldom-used wiki would be something I’d regret later. So, hence:
[My friend] spotted a sign at a drugstore: “BOHEMIAN: $6.00 CASE.” Bohemian beer is, for the uninitiated, a lot like what Taco Bell is to genuine Mexican cuisine; that is to say, an appalling affront to all that is sensible and good and palatable. Bohemian managed to rebottle all of the things that were set free when Pandora fatefully opened that box, and the company’s quality control also ensured that the one thing that remained--Hope--was never introduced to the process. To drink Bohemian is the sensorial equivalent of existentialism.
Indeed.