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One who bakes and makes scrumptious butters.
The inspiration behind the jams and butters that arrive in the mail and inspire the yum yum chant and dance.
A scriner who has the slowest postal service known to mankind. However, whilst the service is mind-bogglingly slow, it does eventually get packages half way across the world.¹ ²
¹ The author is aware that the postal service statement is unwarranted, excessive, untrue, and only made out of jammy anticipation, mixed with damson-flavoured frustration.
² The author has only recently been made aware of postal crimes allegedly committed by Philip Rude Duck.
for her: i bought a marble rolling pin.