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Toys

It’s not easy retrieving a toy from behind my seat while changing lanes in front of a driver who is wandering all over the road, but I’m willing to try anything to get my daughter to stop screaming, and I’m certain the world agrees.

    TAGS:  confessions, children, daughter, self-righteous, driving, indignation, toys


The lonely chill was similar to something Fender had felt as a child, the day he realized that Cracker Jack had no real incentive to put good toys in their gold and red boxes anymore.

    TAGS:  existentialism, toys, realization, fender, cracker jacks, incentives


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