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When doctors questioned Rudy about why he had plunged ice-picks deep into both ears he scrawled a simple note, “Yoko Ono.”

    TAGS:  music, yoko ono, icepicks, torture

Rufus thinks that it is next to impossible to torture a reliable confession out of anyone, but my friend Schuster disagrees, and says that he’s more than willing to prove this to Rufus.

    TAGS:  polite violence, Rufus & Schuster, torture

Rufus thinks that he could take being tortured as long as it didn’t involve his teeth or his toes, and my friend Schuster was about to say something himself when we swore we heard Rufus’ mom through the floorboards say something about teasing and bedwetting.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, teeth, toes, eavesdropping, torture, bedwetting