Sworn mortal enemies, the Vegetable family had long been feuding with the Fruit family; this ongoing furor was said to have been sparked by a fable that involved a lost baby tomato, later found in the woods, whom both families claimed as their own.
TAGS: fruit, baby, tomato, vegetables, fable, hullabaloo, feudTwo drunks with a nickel between them were arguing over what to play on the juke box until a tomato in a dress that was too tight a year ago pushed the key that started off something noisy and hot.
TAGS: guest scriner, tomato, spillane, hot, noisy“Pear, no, apple, no, banana, hmmm, no, kumquat, oh, no, no, dear, um, ooh, watermelon,” said the tomato.
TAGS: fruit, apples, bananas, tomato, pears, watermelon, uncertainty, kumquatstomato had always assumed he was a vegetable—wasn’t everybody?—but lately…
TAGS: fruit, tomato, vegetables, uncertainty, assumptions
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