Kathy recalled that all of her life’s problems began around the time she had attempted (and not succeeded) to flush her baby brother down the toilet.
TAGS: baby, toiletsLooking back, Kathy remembered clearly holding no rancor for her baby brother; it simply happened that she had been interested in where toilet water goes after it leaves the tank, and she felt sure that little Henry could take a peek down there and report back to her.
TAGS: Henry, baby, brother, toiletsI believe we have discussed the fact that you are to do your best not to leave muddy shoeprints on the toilet seat, now let’s review some additional men’s room etiquette.
TAGS: etiquette, toilets, behavior, immigrationMy new city toilet is not immune to plugging.
TAGS: toiletsHenry always judged the success of any city by the quality of its free toilet program.
TAGS: Henry, toilets, free, success“A toilet giveaway today” scream the rumors
The thought of which sparks crappy humors
Henry chooses to live
In cities that give
As thoughts of shopping grow poor Henry’s tumors.
The old men hanging out at Stefano’s, drinking coffee and playing checkers all day, talk of the day, many years ago, when El-Keitho and the Wild Coyote faced off against a 1,000 angry Slapaho squaws who sought to scalp them for leaving the toilet seats up on the reservation.
TAGS: toilets, lupine, legend, indians, el-keitho, wild dogs, the wild coyote, slapaho, tall talesMy duties sometimes involve acting polite and official, but I’m also allowed to swear gently if plunging a difficult toilet.
TAGS: work, toilets, swearing, the chiefTiny little girls will sit at the door, eat snacks and giggle while the chief plunges the toilet, oblivious to the awesome plugging power of toilet paper.
TAGS: work, toilets, the chiefThe chief knew that one day all 200 toilets would join together in song, and that while the music itself would be a touching tribute, the stench of the toilet chorus’ breath would most likely ruin the concert for anyone who happened to be listening.
TAGS: toilets, the chiefWhen the chief walks by the swimming pool, the tiny little girls now recognize him and cheer; sure he could crouch down low and take off flying into the sky, showing off some real super powers, but they are young and innocent, and simply knowing that he knows how to unplug a toilet is all the heroics their young minds can handle for the moment.
TAGS: toilets, the chief, heroesThe chief came to realize that religious beliefs had very little to do with the plugging of toilets, and that Hindu shit plunged just as hard as Christian shit, and vice versa.
TAGS: work, religion, toilets, shit, the chief, hindu, christianThe chief found it somewhat irritating that the Mormon boys couldn’t take their eyes off the prize long enough to watch where they were peeing.
TAGS: work, toilets, the chief, mormons