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She looked down at her feet and wondered, “why so many?”

    TAGS:  toes, idle thought, redundant

Bob smiled wanely at the baby in the woman’s lap on the other side of the waiting room and remembered when he used to play with little Bob, Jr.’s toes:  This little Bob went to market, and this little Bob stayed home; this little Bob had roast beef, and this little Bob had none; this little Bob cried “wee-wee-wee” all the way home! 

    TAGS:  baby, bob, toes

Becky flickered softly in the corner, her many, many toes hovering a centimetre or so above the ground, and she scanned the crowd looking for someone a little bit ‘pooky’, another someone a little bit ‘soggy’ and, to complete the set, someone a little bit ‘nice’.

    TAGS:  harlequin, mouse, pooky, soggy, nice, toes, Becky

In the 9th corner of the office, the chameleonic Becky giggled purple bees as she watched ‘mouse inspect his brand new, slender, long and, above all, wiggly little toes.

    TAGS:  harlequin, bees, chameleon, mouse, purple, toes, wiggly, Becky

Dr. Simone winced as he regarded his patient, “This is the worst case of toe jam I have ever seen and we may have to amputate.”

    TAGS:  toes, amputation, toe jam, medical, dr. simone

Once upon a time, an adventurous big toe got bored with its four brother and sister toes, who, let’s be honest, were also quite smelly, and it turned gangrenous in an effort to get removed and sent away in a plastic-jar-holiday.

    TAGS:  toes, gangrene

Why do the toes on chickens look like they’re up to something?

    TAGS:  toes, suspicious

The toes twitched and quivered, seeming to have a life of their own.

    TAGS:  sock journey, anticipation, socks, toes, quivering

“Tee, hee, hee,” said her toes.

    TAGS:  sock journey, toes, winter, Becky

Her striped toes appeared almost to purr with happiness, resting in the soft winter sunlight.

    TAGS:  toes, purring, stripes, Becky

As the state’s leading bacon expert, Carl was called upon to testify at least once a week, earning him a comfortable living, with the exception of whenever he ran or tried to touch his toes.

    TAGS:  carl, bacon, testimony, toes, expert

Rufus thinks that he could take being tortured as long as it didn’t involve his teeth or his toes, and my friend Schuster was about to say something himself when we swore we heard Rufus’ mom through the floorboards say something about teasing and bedwetting.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, teeth, toes, eavesdropping, torture, bedwetting