Julia hung back, hoping to be the lost sock in the load of laundry that was the tour group from her small Texas town.
TAGS: lost, socks, laundry, tour, texasConsidering the great distance that separated him from the giant Texas sinkhole, Peter’s doctors assured him that his heart was, in fact, attached somehow to the geological oddity and, worse yet, that he would need immediate surgery to remove several thousand tons on soil, two trailer houses, and a dead dog that someone had, unfortunately, tossed into the hole when no one was looking.
TAGS: texas, sinkholeRufus thinks that Schuster’s ego is the size of Texas, and that it probably stalks the streets at night, pounding its chest as it humps stop signs because of some warped sense of irony, but my friend Schuster kindly pointed out that they were discussing Rufus’ ego, and that if they could convince Rufus’ mother to take it out of the tupperware container she kept in her purse, he just might be able to describe what it is he was seeing.
TAGS: Rufus & Schuster, irony, ego, texas, tupperware