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I’m as in tune to the existential as the next person, but do not think for a minute that I’ll apologize to you or anyone for all the bad big-hair TV dramas from the 70’s; they’re not my fault, despite my former Farrah wings.

    TAGS:  television, hair, existentialism, drama

Children’s programming makes me doubt my own commitment to parenting.

    TAGS:  television, children, parenting, commitment

Julie sat in her armchair watching a repeat of Pick Our Banana!!! and thought to herself, “I hope this reincarnation thing works out, because there’s no way I’m going to fit everything in the first time around”.

    TAGS:  procrastination, television, bananas, mundanity

Lloyd has brought home Season 2 of The Muppet Show, one episode of which features John Cleese as a pirate laying siege to the Swinetrek in Pigs in Space, which, in turn, makes me happier than words can say.

    TAGS:  television, pirate, john cleese, muppets

I didn’t care for this week’s episode of Hot Soup Musical; Jennifer just isn’t convincing when she sings about minestrone.

    TAGS:  television, wacky ideas, soup

If you feel your dog is watching too much daytime television, feel free to take him to your afternoon IRS meeting, but under no circumstances should you allow the dog to hump the agent since any pups she might later have would be nearly impossible to give away.

    TAGS:  dogs, television

On the programming guide I see something called This Week in War, and I kind of want to watch it, just to see which televangelist hosts it.

    TAGS:  television, sacrilege, televangelists

Dark Shadows as a modern soap opera.

    TAGS:  television, American pop culture, soap opera

“Lord Connection” was hosted by born-again game show angel Chuck Woolery, while Gene Rayburn dominated the airwaves in Hell with “Match Game 666”, but nothing could touch the Neilsen ratings of “Wheel of Karma”.

    TAGS:  chuck woolery, television, match game, gene rayburn

Rufus thinks that watching an Underdog cartoon is as good as the 47th time he had sex, but my friend Schuster disagrees, thinking that it’d be more like 48 or 49, and then maybe not Underdog, but something like The Hair Bear Bunch or something psychedelic like that from the 70’s.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, television, cartoons, h.r. pufnstuf, underdog