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“This is like, soooo lame, I can’t believe I don’t even get a super power other than students wanting to take me home at 3 in the morning.”

    TAGS:  traffic cones, super heroes

The night before the exam, frantically studying the Government Manual for New Superheroes, Juan was particularly taken aback with the new rules for spandex and thigh high, high heeled boots; who knew Posh Spice had taken a job with DOSH, the Department for the Superheroes and Heroism as Director of Wardrobe?

    TAGS:  super heroes, dosh, spandex

Juan had always aspired to be a superhero but it wasn’t until he had filled out his 15th ‘Accidental Destruction by Acts of Superheroes’ form, in triplicate at that, that he wondered if his mother wasn’t right in lamenting missed chances and dentist school.

    TAGS:  super heroes, dentist