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For the clinically depressed, the term Dress For Success means simply: anything more then just underwear.

    TAGS:  depression, underwear, socks, dress for success

Jennifer had always wondered what to do with that single, lovely, red, rainbow-edged sock.

    TAGS:  rainbows, socks, museums

The rainbow line of socks for hire swayed gently on the fence, seemingly aquiver with anticipation and foreboding.

    TAGS:  rainbows, anticipation, socks, aquiver

The toes twitched and quivered, seeming to have a life of their own.

    TAGS:  sock journey, anticipation, socks, toes, quivering

Becky looked at her suddenly dull and colourless feet in a happily confused manner, shrugged and danced the dance of the morning sun shower.

    TAGS:  harlequin, colour, dance, sun, socks, Becky

I knew there were long-term ramifications from the recovery of a migraine, but little did I expect that it might put at risk a (supposedly) beautiful and silly pair of socks.

    TAGS:  sock journey, socks, ramifications, tribulations

Beautiful!

    TAGS:  sock journey, beautiful, socks, multi-hued

Oh, sure, they have widgets for almost everything nowadays, but do they have a personally customisable online sock library?

    TAGS:  socks, widgets

Happiness today is knowing that half way across the world someone is wearing the same socks as you.

    TAGS:  sock journey, camaraderie, happiness, socks

Julia hung back, hoping to be the lost sock in the load of laundry that was the tour group from her small Texas town.

    TAGS:  lost, socks, laundry, tour, texas

Last night while I slept someone crept into my room and replaced my vital organs with dirty gym socks and filled my head with wet sand.

    TAGS:  socks, vital organs, gym socks, wet sand

Chester created a sock puppet lawyer from an old tube sock so that he could have representation present when he renegotiated his contract for the next year.

    TAGS:  lawyers, socks, puppets, negotiations, contract negotiation, sock puppets

May your socks always stay dry and may your happiness not cause you to slip on the ice.

    TAGS:  happiness, socks, fortune cookie

The great thing about getting socks for Christmas is that they are more reliable than a spouse and (pay attention this is important)you can always darn your socks if they get a hole in them unlike your spouse who you must damn.

    TAGS:  christmas, socks, spouse, darning

“socks spun from the words of someone like Boot”

    TAGS:  words, socks, keith

“I put on my left sock, my right sock, my right shoe and then my left shoe—that’s just the way it is, and I really don’t want to ever hear anyone comment on it, so please don’t say a word, even now.”

    TAGS:  socks, habits, shoes, disclosure