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“Sir, the gentlemen grow restless.”

    TAGS:  gentlemen, servant, gloves

“Sir, the gentlemen have pulled up the wickets and thrown them everywhere, and perhaps even worse, are now refusing to take tea in the rose garden.”

    TAGS:  manners, gentlemen, servant, croquet, tea, wickets

Sir, with the robots on strike, I’m afraid we have no alternative other than to ask the gentlemen —oh, God forbid it has come to this!— yes, we must ask the gentlemen to go to work.

    TAGS:  gentlemen, robots, servant

“Sir, the gentlemen wish me to inform you that they will, regrettably, miss the first course of this morning’s breakfast.”

    TAGS:  breakfast, gentlemen, servant