“I’m so bored,” said Little Miss Muffin, “I wish Master Coffee would come over for a game of Scrabble.”
TAGS: boredom, scrabbleThe tall man said ‘cake’ and a scrabble board appeared from nowhere, hovered for a while and landed with a clunk on the table - many of the guests tried to avert their eyes but really - it was just too late.
TAGS: cake, scrabble, tall manThe scrabble board hovered while the tall man gathered in his knees and scrunched his body in an attempt to become invisible until, finally, realising his tactic wasn’t working he opted for magic and (in what he hoped was a commanding tone) said ‘cake’ - which didn’t work - serving only to make the scrabble board wobble aggressively and build threatening words.
TAGS: cake, magic, scrabble, tall manBeing a little daunted by a spitting duck, the tall man said ‘cake’ (again. just to see what would happen) and a scrabble board appeared on the floor where upon the spitting duck looked at the board, looked at the tall man and nudged the board impatiently toward the man with its beak.
TAGS: duck, cake, scrabble, tall manIf MXCLYPM were a real word instead of random, useless tiles I would be Scrabble champion.
TAGS: scrabble, scrabble championI want to be known as either “that woman with the Scrabble board” or “mad old Jock”.
TAGS: scrabble, mad old jock, growing oldFrom that day forward, Julie carried a set of travel Scrabble in her backpack, ready to thrust in the direction of strangers who felt she looked a nice person to chat to.
TAGS: scrabbleWhen Keith arrived at the dictionary fight, he was horrified to discover that he’d picked up a comic book by mistake, and tried to explain things to Boot as she closed in; Boot, being the kind and understanding person that she was, told Keith that she understood the rather unfortunate mistake, then gently squeezed his head flat between the pages of her own dictionary, somewhere in the W’s, Keith thought as he blacked out.
TAGS: polite violence, scrabble, dictionary, comic books