Sure the world almost ended with over-crowding and mass starvation, but that was before they enacted the Windows Related Printer Problem Act of 2034, which guaranteed the elimination of one human for each and every printer problem found to be Windows related - these days people everywhere are free to breed like rabbits and there’s still plenty of food to go around.
TAGS: rabbits, starvationI find myself wondering (yet again) why Oscar, my pet bunny, would insist on inviting strange birds (yes, the kind with wings) into my open house.
I hope you all said “Rabbit, Rabbit” before your feet hit the ground this morning.
As I rescued a baby rabbit from the grips of my cats mouth and sent the seemingly unharmed creature on its way, I can’t help but wonder if being brought to the brink of death by a being greater than yourself only to be let go and probably die of fright later anyway is covered in the Geneva Conventions.
TAGS: cat, rabbits, death, creature, geneva convention“It’s not fair,” complained Andy to the bartender (and several strangers within earshot), ”she was the one who said she just wanted to be ‘friends with benefits’ and now she’s gone all Glenn Close on me.”
TAGS: love, rabbits, friend, bartenders, dream on mouse