When Pinocchio ran away, Geppetto was sad for a couple of days, but then pulled himself together by going into his workshop and building a little puppet he named Internet, who just like all of Geppetto’s puppets, dreamed of becoming a real boy that could grow up and march in peace rallies, except that Internet’s dream was shattered when he realized that the picket sign he’d so carefully written with his real-boy hands kept turning into an advertisement for bigger penises, causing the other protesters to boo and hiss and throw rocks at him, which Internet found not only ironic, but painful.
TAGS: dreams, puppets, pinocchio, disillusion, geppettoI think things would have turned out a lot different if I’d been born a finger puppet.
TAGS: brother, family, puppetsChester created a sock puppet lawyer from an old tube sock so that he could have representation present when he renegotiated his contract for the next year.
TAGS: lawyers, socks, puppets, negotiations, contract negotiation, sock puppets