He ran the free world
Republicans hated him
She was not that hot.
Early research into the new brain-wasting disease (which scientists suspect may be a variant of mad cow disease) indicates it only seems to to affect Republican politicians, striking first in the portion of the brain which causes most people to refrain from seeking gay sex with strangers in public restrooms.
TAGS: sex, brains, politics, homosexuality, researchThat the tryptofan in the turkey kicks in before my brotherinlaw starts talking politics.
TAGS: turkeys, holidays, family, politicsRufus thought that it was the constant shifting of the pecking order that made the presidential primaries ornithological in nature, but my friend Schuster said it clearly had more to do with the politicians’ comfort of shitting on anything and everything, which was a bird-like quality that even Rufus couldn’t dispute.
TAGS: schuster, Rufus & Schuster, rufus, politics, ornithology, politicians, shit, pecking orderit’s clinton and mccain, which means, if florida is the indicator they make it out to be, that McCain will be the next president because nobody is more universally despised hillary clinton and guess what? in elections—as opposed to these far-thinking florida party primaries (plan ahead, guys)—you get to cross party lines (what a concept!)
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