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Opera

I suggested at lunchtime that we become an opera family, putting lyrics to all the mundane things we might want to express to each other, and I think this might be a good suggestion for other families as well.

    TAGS:  advice, singing, family, opera, lunchtime


If my life has to be an opera, then I want Rufus Wainwright to write it.

    TAGS:  opera, life in song


Ludwig in accounting found Wolfie’s early paperwork bothersome, the movements seldom filed in triplicate, as required.

    TAGS:  opera, Beethoven, bureaucracy, office opera, mozart


Although Wolfie found Rebecca the receptionist’s voice a bit grating, he found himself forced into promising her a role in his upcoming year-end report operetta after being caught numerous times sneaking peeks down the top of her blouse.

    TAGS:  opera, office opera, mozart


Wolfie agreed to write a recommendation for Pavarotti’s transfer to Human Resources, but realized his mistake when it was later discovered that the tenor had a propensity for stealing yogurts from the break room refrigerator.

    TAGS:  opera, bureaucracy


The maestro and the juniper berry bush discussed their bel canto opera long into the night; the maestro was very excited about working in such a pastoral setting, and the juniper berry bush was hopeful that the cows would have the necessary agility and pitch control to pull off a convincing performance.

    TAGS:  cows, opera, Becky-friends, maestro, Becky


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