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Obsessions

Raylene gazed at the doorway that was overflowing with mismatched chairs, broken suitcases and spare pens as she realised just why it was that the group had not yet had their inaugural meeting.

    TAGS:  obsessions, hoarding


The phrase “you can never have too many” apparently has its limits.

    TAGS:  obsessions, hoarding, shoe-boxes


Sometimes an odd little boy will sit on the big green power box in the front yard, and every time I go out, he will talk to me about how much he likes purified water.

    TAGS:  obsessions


I am embarrased by the fact that even though I can’t stand Anne Coulter and what she represents I find her totally hot and would sleep with her as long as none of my friends ever found out.

    TAGS:  secrets, obsessions, Ann Coulter


I received a letter from Anne’s attorneys today asking me to stop sending marriage proposals to her, but what they don’t understand is that we have had a connection ever since she flipped me off when I cut her off on the FDR last month; true love cannot be stopped.

    TAGS:  obsessions, road rage, marriage proposals, true love, Ann Coulter


I sometimes think that other people enjoy your obsessions as much as, if not more than, you do.

    TAGS:  obsessions, never-ending


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