Disappointment haunted him like a third nipple, hidden from the world, yet never far from his own thoughts.
TAGS: secrets, disappointment, nipples, hiddenAnd the raspberries are lucious ripe nipples!
TAGS: fruit, nipples, lucious, strawberryEvery time a cool, icy wind blows across the Kansas prairie, Kevin regrets the nipple piercing he got in Wichita over the summer.
TAGS: regret, wind, nipples, kansas, wichita, prairie, piercing(Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bra) As it turns out, the brassiere serves an important secondary function: keeping your nipples from freezing off.
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Dr. Leo couldn’t believe he’d miscalculated the spin rate of his newly developed, personal bullet rocket, but Big Billy’s chaffed nipples clearly disproved the math.
TAGS: dr. leo, math, inventions, travel, nipples, Big Billy, rocket, chaffedMy angry pink nipples chaffed against the thin cotton of my running shirt as my body, dripping sweat from the previous 2 miles, braced itself against a sudden wind filled with winter’s malice; I loped like a wounded horse up the small incline certain that I was no longer in Denver but, in fact, scaling the impossible face of the Eiger wondering what Clint Eastwood would do if he were here.
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