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I thought it would be easy coming up with one pithy, meaningful, really awesomely cool sentence each day, but the more I think about it the more I realize there’s rarely a complete thought, much less a full sentence in my head—right now there’s just a single word, “mango”… oh, wait, now the word is “coffee”—but neither of those words, nice on their own, suggests any inclination to joint other words in a sentence that’s worth the pixels it takes up on your screen.

    TAGS:  coffee, mangoes

Mangoes, raspberries, yoghurt and honey.

    TAGS:  fruit, mangoes, yum

Thank you, and, if you would, a round of applause for my lovely assistant poodle, Jippie.

    TAGS:  mangoes, magic, poodle, jippie

Oh, yes, I enjoy winter, after all, it’s cold, but it’s quite mild here, but please, please, please can’t I just go forward a few months, get some mangoes and come straight back again.

    TAGS:  mangoes, time travel, seasons, yearning

The firm, juicy, sweet looking thing beckoned in such a tempting manner that I deliriously replied “mango season!”

    TAGS:  mangoes, seasons

In the past 5 days, I’ve had 5 (count ‘em, 5) mangoes.

    TAGS:  mangoes, excess, delirious

The bevy of young and beautiful virgins sat nibbling on cookies and sipping glasses of milk, each woman awaiting the return of her hero.

    TAGS:  cookies, mangoes, bevy, virgins

Hah, hah, hah, wheeeee!

    TAGS:  fruit, mangoes, seasons

I bought a mango yesterday and only just noticed that it has a little pink love heart on it that reads “Love Fruit”.

    TAGS:  fruit, love, mangoes

“I’ve never eaten a mango.” [Keith]

    TAGS:  fruit, mangoes, confessions

Use one part rusty bird and one part mango; stir.

    TAGS:  colour, mangoes, feeling, orange

Happy to exchange mangoes and margaritas for information on the whereabouts of our wise and pooky ‘mouse.

    TAGS:  camaraderie, mangoes, enlightenment, pooky, mouse

As my vision slowly became clearer, I tried to focus on the orange shaped blur in front of me, all the while steadying myself from the heady, calming, blissful state, and eventually the shape manifested itself in the form of the most heavenly mango ever seen.

    TAGS:  mangoes, fixations, farewell

“Beer?” motioned the pint-holding man, “Mmm-hmm” nodded the mango-munching woman.

    TAGS:  mangoes