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The crowd of commuters approached the turnstiles, tickets ready in hand, brains on automatic, and then the first one bounced back and swore, then the second, then another, until suddenly there were hundreds of bouncing humans attempting to go through to the gates of hell.

    TAGS:  commuting, bouncing, lemmings

Unlike lemon cake, this is not so citric and a little more bouncy.

    TAGS:  cake, lemmings, bouncy

I’m sure the lemmings all jumped because they’d just found the pub with no beer.

    TAGS:  lemmings

While boot slept on, Becky wrestled the placeholder out from underneath the pillow and wondered why there were now 888 lemmings dancing on the walls.

    TAGS:  dreams, 888, lemmings, pillow, placeholders, Becky