This conveyance is in trust for the benefit of the Beneficiary, and the Debtor acknowledges that the Public Trustee of the county in which the Property is located, as well as any duly appointed successor, shall have, with respect to the Property, all of the rights, powers and authority granted by applicable Colorado law and by the terms of this Deed of Trust, including the power of sale in the event of default.
TAGS: 1st sentence, work, legal, coloradoIf it has artificial flavors, artificial colors, no trans-fat, low carbs and reduced calories, AND there is a legal injunction against calling itself by the name of the very food it is trying to imitate, maybe Nature is trying to tell you something.
TAGS: food, legal, nature, flavor, artificialMy (now deceased) disabled husband and I were married for 43 years and loved each other very much, so you should have understood that when I filed for divorce and tried to get him summarily and forcibly removed from the family home of 40 years by falsely accusing him of dangerous homosexual phone sex and by making up false stories of physical violence against me, it was just my way of showing him love and trying to get him proper medical care; you should have represented his interests better—or at least gotten a bigger retainer before defending him from me.
TAGS: love, legal, divorce, marriage, homosexuality, dead, spouse, phone sexAfter reading the Fungi or Bacteria Exclusion included in his company’s Commercial General Liability Coverage Policy,
Fungi or Bacteria, a. “Bodily injury” or “property damage” which would not have occurred, in whole or in part, but for the actual, alleged or threatened inhalation of, ingestion of, contact with, exposure to, existence of, or presence of, any “fungi” or bactrea on or within a building or structure, including its contents, regardless of whether any other cause, event, material or product contributed concurrently or in any sequence to such injury or damage
Imaginary Keith knew he should test the backbone of the policy, and immediately called up his agent, threatening to inhale an unusually large amount of peach yogurt.
TAGS: food, legal, bacteria, insurance, fungi, yogurt, peachesLegal procedures can be slow, complicated and expensive.
TAGS: legal, complicated, expensive, procedureBut your honor, I’m not claiming ignorance as my defense, but my offense; do you understand what I’m saying?
TAGS: legal, ignorance“Our customer has asked if we’re equipped to submit certifications of compliance for this complicated new law on heavy metal and hazardous materials in China, which we’ve never had to submit before; here’s a really painful article about it by a pair of lawyers,” at which Bronwyn’s ears pricked up ever so slightly.
TAGS: work, legal, complicated, china, BronwynThanks largely to Carl B.’s expert bacon testimony, my friend Schuster says he better understands the acceptable consumption limits of pork, but even more importantly, he now knows how to successfully argue a temporary insanity case involving the murder of anyone who takes the last slice of bacon.
TAGS: schuster, friend, carl, legal, murder, bacon, testimony, porkMy nervous breakdown lawsuit lays blame firmly on the shoulders of computer monitor manufacturers, because without the larger monitors now readily available, I wouldn’t have to stare at so many yellow sticky notes day in and day out.
TAGS: legalPinocchio agreed to review The Wiggles’ case, and told his receptionist Patsy to show them in. (film tomorrow)
TAGS: legal, pinocchio, patsy, receptionistPinocchio thought he might have erred in choice of careers when, during a particularly exciting defensive argument, his nose poked the judge in the eye.
TAGS: legal, nose, pinocchio, attorneys