I heard someone say that according to a recent survey, Realtors are a lower form of pond scum than lawyers. I’m not sure if I get much comfort from that.
TAGS: 1st sentence, lawyers, realtors, scum, pondsDoyle studied the angel feather sticking out of his bran muffin, unsure of who to sue.
TAGS: feathers, angels, lawyers, lawsuit, muffin“I don’t trust lawyers,” Henry told his friend, “but only because of their bathroom habits.”
TAGS: henry, friend, lawyers, bathroom, habitsChester created a sock puppet lawyer from an old tube sock so that he could have representation present when he renegotiated his contract for the next year.
TAGS: lawyers, socks, puppets, contract negotiation, negotiations, sock puppets
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