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I heard someone say that according to a recent survey, Realtors are a lower form of pond scum than lawyers.  I’m not sure if I get much comfort from that.

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Doyle studied the angel feather sticking out of his bran muffin, unsure of who to sue.

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“I don’t trust lawyers,” Henry told his friend, “but only because of their bathroom habits.”

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Chester created a sock puppet lawyer from an old tube sock so that he could have representation present when he renegotiated his contract for the next year.

    TAGS:  lawyers, socks, puppets, contract negotiation, negotiations, sock puppets