Juan became famous for creating a new term “going bank” to replace the outdated “going postal.”
TAGS: Miss Jane, banking, juan, going banking, polite requestsAs the earth tilted toward winter, the moon and the stars joined Juan for his morning swim.
TAGS: juan, moon, earth, stars, winterJuan noted to himself that it was “fuggin’ hot” before he remembered he was trying to cut down on his cursing and that he planned to avoid talking about the weather.
TAGS: juan, small talkNot knowing what to do with the day off, Juan gave the house a serious spring cleaning, though technically it was only spring in the other hemisphere.
TAGS: juan, cleaningHenrietta stormed into the pub, pushed Bob off his bar-stool, slapped Juan in the face, threw a pint of perfectly good beer at Henry’s trousers and shouted “Pay attention to me!”
TAGS: Henry, bob, juan, henrietta, undauntedAfter things had quieted down a bit Patrick subtley inclined his head indicating Henrietta and confided to Juan, “She’s my client and you know what? I love it when they’re batshit crazy like that—I double their retainer on the spot—I don’t mind working for crazy, but I’m damn well gonna get well paid for it.”
TAGS: work, juan, henrietta, crazy, batshit crazyJuan awoke from a nightmare that someone had demolished half his house only to discover that he had demolished half his house.
TAGS: dreams, juan, nightmares, remodeling, demolition