“It is impossible to cry and eat your kiwi jam at the same time.”
TAGS: jam, crying, impossible, kiwiMy heart stopped beating at the sight of her unusual fruits.
Are these figs some moment of imagination?
I would most certainly understand if the delivery guys stole it, but why-oh-why couldn’t they at least deliver me a little note that says “dear boot, we ate your jam and it was good”.
TAGS: jam, yum, parcelsThe thought of those buttery, jammy delights sitting in a box in an undisclosed location caused the suffering, zingy woman to utter ineffectual phrases such as “mad enough to have kittens” and “angry enough to spit barbed wire”.
TAGS: jam, yearning, undisclosed, pudding, zingyAfter receiving the call from grud that she had the package, and that it was now safely out of the clutches of the wicked Yum Yum Yum sister, Boot performed her own jammin’ version of Snoopy’s happy dance.
TAGS: jam, dance, yum, parcelsApparently, all that is required to create your own piece of paradise is a handful of winesap apples, some quinces, a number of pink lady apples, a well of water, a farm full of sugar and, oh my, a lot of love, dedication and skill.
TAGS: jam, Bakerina, apples, paradise, quincesAtop the tiny hill the crowd of ants cheered and rose their glasses to toast the completion of their very first jam and crumb helicopter.
TAGS: jam, ants, grass-blade, helicopterSadness comes in many forms, but it is a little unexpected when it comes in the form of a sparkly jar of paradise.
TAGS: jam, sadness, paradise, sparklyAll Scriners invited, please BYO beer, karma sticks and jam.
TAGS: jam, karma, karma-sticksThe little bear looked up, startled, but couldn’t see who was in front of her, as her view was obscured by the giant jam jar stuck over her nose.
TAGS: jam, little bear, startled, nosey