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You’re not an idiot if you stand in front of a clothes dryer, pushing the button over and over, swearing at it for not working, and you’re not even an idiot if you finally look down and realize you haven’t closed the door; on the other hand, you are if you admit it.

    TAGS:  confessions, doors, idiots

As she watched Mayo holdup the convenience store through her binoculars, hidden in her A-1 Steakout location, she chuckled; she relished catching these idiots in the act.

    TAGS:  spice cops, idiots, binoculars