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I used to have a human for a manager and he treated me like people do, he was real, he was Australian and he was from the land; now he has gone and I have a textbook for a manager and she engages me as a stakeholder would, she is plastic, she is American, she is from the Ivory Tower and I, I am lost.

    TAGS:  Australia, humans, change, emotionless

All of our orifices are protected by some kind of viscous, disgusting fluid, and I, for one, propose filling up the unused holes with nice clean putty.

    TAGS:  humans, body parts, disgusting, orifice

We need more of it.

    TAGS:  gentleness, humans, need

No, we still have no idea.

    TAGS:  humans, field guide, clueless

I’m not sure it’s even possible, but it certainly appears that large gangs of humans appear to be clotting.

    TAGS:  banality, humans, clots, homogenize

They never, ever cease to amaze me.

    TAGS:  humans, e, amaze