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Hell

Make sure you were aware of exactly what was happening in highschool, at the time that it was happening.

    TAGS:  distress, hell, society, high school, awareness


Henry’s life felt like the flapping sound of his car’s retreads - that moment just as the rubber pulls free and all hell breaks loose.

    TAGS:  Henry, auto, car, hell


It’s full of very weird people in cat-suits, that’s for sure.

    TAGS:  cats, hell


Henry wasn’t sure which made him more uncomfortable: the idea of Baptist Hell or finding out that his Grandma had once been considered “Hotter than Baptist Hell.”

    TAGS:  Henry, hell, baptist, grandma, grandparent


I bet if you’re in hell and you think you’re on a road to somewhere, then sure as heck you ain’t going nowhere.

    TAGS:  hell, conundrum, heck, nowhere


“And, here on your left, you will find the 888th level of hell, which we all fondly refer to as Fixation Corner, oh-hoh-hoh.”

    TAGS:  fixations, 888, hell


The only reason I tried the new church out was because Rev. Isabelle was so damn cute and I found that I had to resist the overpowering urge to kneel before her and pay homage to the new life within her by kissing her swollen belly.

    TAGS:  Br. Ezra, hell, reasons for going to hell, pregnant ministers


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