Do we get to wear little flowerpot hats?
Does a tree ever tire of the wind, or find itself wishing for a nice big hat when it begins to rain?
TAGS: rain, hats, wind, wishingEvery time I tell someone I’m a scriner, their eyes dance about my head and then try to peer into my pockets, looking for my funny hat.
TAGS: hats, head, eyes, pockets“Sorry about the blood on your jacket, but again, no, this hat is not for Melbourne Cup Day, it’s for keeping the burning sun off of my head.”
TAGS: Miss Jane, hats, polite violence, blood, burning sun, impertinentBilly put his flowerpot hat firmly on his head and walked out to face the brand new day.
TAGS: hats, flowerpot, naivetyIt was Timmy’s incurable case of misshapen head that led to his love of hats.
TAGS: hats, head, timmy, misshapen“Nice hat,” said boot’s co-worker as he walked past her desk.
TAGS: hats, pamMuriel was reluctant to jump on the bandwagon by blaming the summer’s record temperatures on ‘global warming’; privately, she believed there was no climate problem that could not be made more bearable by a pitcher of ice-cold daiquiris and a very wide-brimmed hat.
TAGS: hats, muriel, reluctance, global warming, bandwagon, climate, daiquiris
Sneaking up on an egret is always tough work, and it will take a diligent nature enthusiast many attempts before he has plucked enough feathers for a decent hat.
TAGS: animals, hats, advice, feathers, ridiculous encounters, nature, pna series, diligence, egretMuriel eyed the big green hat and wondered if it held any special powers.
TAGS: hats, wishful thinkingThe last known sighting of a dunkleosteus in Ohio occurred in 1953 just outside of Sandusky, when the mayor, attempting to present the beast with the key to the city, instead ended up donating his arm, the state fire marshall, three lamp posts, half of the local high school band (mostly tubas and trombones), and a very nice derby hat, which in the mayor’s surprise turn of events, fell off of his head and rolled into Lake Erie.
TAGS: hats, ridiculous encounters, dinosaurs, mayor, tuba, trombone, lake erie, derbyThis morning I saw a very large man wearing a full-length fur coat, but he wasn’t waving a football pennant or wearing a porkpie hat on his head so it wasn’t nearly as funny as it all could have been.
TAGS: hats, coats, porkpieAlthough they were slightly outnumbered, Henry and Bob thought they could take the three—Henry would fight that wormy, good-for-nuthin’ Truth, Bob would roll up his sleeves and go nose-to-nose with that self-righteous bastard Justice, and American Way, if things went as Henry and Bob imagined, would just stay out of the fight because, well, it was American Way—but when Truth and Justice’s sad little overweight friend wandered off three minutes into the scuffle, only to return hefting an old, dented up aluminum baseball bat, the two men weren’t quite so sure.
TAGS: Henry, hats, friend, bob, fight, justice, self-righteous, baseball, truth, overweightHenry’s defense to the charges—which would result in death by decapitation if he was found guilty—were primarily a plea for clemency because he would have no place to hang his many hats in the afterlife and besides, he had recently gotten a haircut that he liked very much.
TAGS: Henry, hats, death, afterlife, guilt, haircut, decapitationThey’re not just for wearing, they’re also lightning rods for conversations with strangers.
TAGS: hats, conversationThere will come a time again, a time of valour, a time of gentleness, a time of panache, a time of love and of romance.
TAGS: hats, romance, panache, valourAs the gentleman in front of him removed his hat fully, Mr. Entwhistle knew that matters were about to be ‘on’.
TAGS: hats, manners, gentlemen, incidentsJust about the time I start to forgot all about my friend Schuster, he’ll show up with a six-pack, that human skull that’s always rolling around in the trunk of his car, and a week’s worth of hats he’s stolen from barbershops around town.
TAGS: schuster, hats, auto, friend, skull, human, stolenBecky screamed at the top of her lungs and, as one would expect, this did not eventuate in a loud noise permeating out of her mouth, but, rather more delightfully, a small island, a rumba line of party-goers wearing brightly coloured hats, a small dung beetle, two enchiladas and a string of South Sea pearls.
TAGS: harlequin, hats, enchiladas, rumba lines, small islands, BeckyI just realized how stupid we all are hanging out around here joking about things like nutria caps when on this site I see that the nutria cap sold out at $250 a shot.
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