“I wish that my fruit tree would grow a pear,” I thought as I sat next to my lady on the couch, thinking about… fruit.
TAGS: fruit, innuendoSummer is just around the corner when I can sense the season of fruit calling.
TAGS: mangoes, fruit, cherries, seasons, berries, SummerThe oranges you pick off your own tree really are better.
TAGS: fruit, oranges, gloatingIt’s one of those words that always reminds me of fruit.
TAGS: fruit, words, pithy“Passion fruit is edible, but seedy: It can be used to make jelly, but its best usage may come from being a food source for several species of butterfly and their larvae.”
TAGS: guest scriner, fruit, passionI don’t know why the Mango Council hasn’t hired me yet after all the nice things I’ve said about their product.
TAGS: mangoes, fruit, saucyJuan looked at the fragrant pears, the juicy oranges, the liquid-sunshine tangerines, the preserved mangos, the pistachios and the dried apples and thought, gosh, what I really want is a chocolate bar.
TAGS: mangoes, fruit, chocolate, perversityAlthough she could not say for sure what ailed her, Bronwyn knew, somehow, that the cure was a ripe Honeybell tangelo, cut into quarters, three quarters for eating, one to be rubbed on the back of her neck.
TAGS: fruit, acts, unnatural, vaguelyIt’s not that Jeremy minded all the fruits, it’s just that the goat’s horn really began to smell after a while.
TAGS: fruit, goats, cornucopiaThe pears, however, could never do anything without consensus.
TAGS: fruit, indecision, pearsDespite their prepubescent softness and fuzz everyone in the orchard agreed Peaches made the best leaders while Plums were great for digestion and apples were the keepers of all the esoteric lore regarding fruit.
TAGS: fruit, apples, digestion, peaches, lore, orchards, plumstomato had always assumed he was a vegetable—wasn’t everybody?—but lately…
TAGS: fruit, uncertainty, assumptions, vegetables, tomatoes“It’s just that I feel so un-a-peeling today,” she said, looking down at her pale yellow skin.
TAGS: fruit, colour, color, yellow, skin, nakedness“Dear,” said the late-season cherry, “we’re going to be late, and, no, I don’t think the watermelon makes you look fat.”
TAGS: fruit, cherries, fat, watermelon“Pear, no, apple, no, banana, hmmm, no, kumquat, oh, no, no, dear, um, ooh, watermelon,” said the tomato.
TAGS: fruit, bananas, apples, uncertainty, watermelon, pears, kumquats, tomatoesIt must be weird to be certain fruit.
TAGS: fruit, pomegranateI’ve heard rumours of it, but my only question is does it have figs in it?
TAGS: fruit, figs, curious, musingsMrs Traellow shut the door to her office, amazed at the number of lonely fruit she’d seen in just her first day on the job.
TAGS: fruit, bananas, lonelyI’m sure recipes only call for fresh shredded coconut because the chefs, like me, enjoy whacking the living blazes out of an inanimate object.
TAGS: fruit, coconuts, whackingA tree highly recommended for its fruitage.
TAGS: fruit, scrine