Sworn mortal enemies, the Vegetable family had long been feuding with the Fruit family; this ongoing furor was said to have been sparked by a fable that involved a lost baby tomato, later found in the woods, whom both families claimed as their own.
TAGS: fruit, baby, tomato, fable, vegetables, hullabaloo, feudMy heart stopped beating at the sight of her unusual fruits.
Mangoes, raspberries, yoghurt and honey.
TAGS: fruit, mangoes, yum… and Nashi pears wait seductively behind every corner.
TAGS: fruit, apropos, seductiveI’ll have my pirate with fruit.
TAGS: fruit, piratesIs there any piece of fruit that’s not funny (and delicious)?
TAGS: fruit, funnyHah, hah, hah, wheeeee!
TAGS: fruit, mangoes, seasonsI bought a mango yesterday and only just noticed that it has a little pink love heart on it that reads “Love Fruit”.
TAGS: fruit, love, mangoes
“I’ve never eaten a mango.” [Keith]
TAGS: fruit, mangoes, confessionsAnd the raspberries are lucious ripe nipples!
TAGS: fruit, nipples, lucious, strawberryA tree highly recommended for its fruitage.
TAGS: fruit, scrineI’m sure recipes only call for fresh shredded coconut because the chefs, like me, enjoy whacking the living blazes out of an inanimate object.
TAGS: fruit, coconut, whackingMrs Traellow shut the door to her office, amazed at the number of lonely fruit she’d seen in just her first day on the job.
TAGS: fruit, lonelyI’ve heard rumours of it, but my only question is does it have figs in it?
TAGS: fruit, figs, musings, curiousIt must be weird to be certain fruit.
TAGS: fruit, pomegranate“Pear, no, apple, no, banana, hmmm, no, kumquat, oh, no, no, dear, um, ooh, watermelon,” said the tomato.
TAGS: fruit, apples, bananas, tomato, pears, uncertainty, watermelon, kumquats“Dear,” said the late-season cherry, “we’re going to be late, and, no, I don’t think the watermelon makes you look fat.”
TAGS: fruit, cherries, fat, watermelon“It’s just that I feel so un-a-peeling today,” she said, looking down at her pale yellow skin.
TAGS: fruit, colour, color, yellow, skin, nakednesstomato had always assumed he was a vegetable—wasn’t everybody?—but lately…
TAGS: fruit, tomato, vegetables, uncertainty, assumptionsDespite their prepubescent softness and fuzz everyone in the orchard agreed Peaches made the best leaders while Plums were great for digestion and apples were the keepers of all the esoteric lore regarding fruit.
TAGS: fruit, apples, digestion, lore, peaches, orchards, plums