“Just a few scratches on the boy,” the doctor reassured Timmy’s mother, “nothing serious at all; but you might want to have his eyes examined, because he really should have seen that tortoise coming.”
TAGS: turtle, tortoise, timmy, eyes, accident proneyesterday, i found myself smiling at a cute pudgy little baby, then opening the door for his stroller, then tripping over the curb that i wasn’t looking at and sprawling across the asphalt; i’ve got a bruised shoulder and two skinned knees, and i should have a bruise on my ego as well, but apparently i’m no longer capable of embarrassment (i laughed, so did the baby).
TAGS: baby, cute, knees, asphalt, ego, embarrassment, accident prone, pudgyI wear lots of brown clothes, because I am very clumsy with coffee.
TAGS: coffee, confessions, fashion, accident proneIt turns out you shouldn’t mess around with India ink while typing.
TAGS: advice, confessions, accident prone
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