Scrine

So close and yet so far

2008-08-08T00:27:00Z

Life without Scrinechat is barely life at all.

Sexual Innuendo

2008-08-07T21:13:00Z

It wasn’t a good idea, or even a mediocre one, but it reaped rewards in the form of speed and angle of descent.

My Chip

2008-08-07T21:05:01Z

It took me a few years to get around to watching The Manchurian Candidate, but that’s probably because the chip planted in my head wouldn’t let me.

another year older

2008-08-07T18:32:01Z

After your twenty first birthday, all the rest just don’t seem as important.

The Truth

2008-08-07T15:51:00Z

It really IS quality and not quantity that makes things good, though, so very often, I tend to see it the other way ‘round.

Hmmm, maybe there is something to this Bene Gesserit stuff after all

2008-08-07T14:00:00Z

It is an awful thing when you give the person you love best the impression that you don’t feel safe in his presence, even though, very often, his presence is the only thing that makes you feel truly safe; it is a new flavor of guilt, and I don’t like the taste at all.

Folklore

2008-08-07T03:09:00Z

You know that cat that died of curiosity...yeah that was me.

Instant Hot Chocolate

2008-08-07T03:03:01Z

1 packet is far too weak for a mug of water, yet 2 packets is far too rich.

Record time

2008-08-07T02:51:00Z

In under 1.5 minutes, my boss can smoke an entire cigarette and be back before I’ve finished my sentence.

Warning : guest scriner: my keyboard

2008-08-07T02:43:00Z

Some experts believe that use of any keyboard may cause serious injury.

Journey Through Scrine

2008-08-07T02:20:00Z

Centerfold opened yet another door that she had not previously known was there, and lo and behold, was an amazing land of Scrine Theater!!

Common Misconception

2008-08-07T02:12:00Z

Not all grandmothers are great cooks; its the time and effort they put into the meal that makes it worth the visit.

History Lesson

2008-08-07T01:23:00Z

The ‘74 Pacer wheezed and coughed as it wound down the barren, rocky mountain pass rolling to a dead stop – operational word being “dead” – leaving Protogoras to wonder how he would get through Thermopylae now that the Spartans were looming off the horizon carrying cans of whoop ass for the Persians.

US Patent #321586

2008-08-07T01:13:01Z

A durable bungee chord for rectal thermometers to prevent accidental loss during exam.

epiphany

2008-08-07T01:01:00Z

As I sat listening to the OSHA rep instruct supposedly intelligent upwardly-mobile people not to spill formaldehyde down elevator shafts or fling e coli onto our lab mates, I was reminded that it’s been a ridiculously long time since I’ve had any gravy-based food and vowed to remedy this as soon as possible.