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I will gladly cast my vote to the first candidate who promises change that involves a party member stopping by to poop my dog when he whines at 3 a.m.
September 5, 2008 at 9:18 AM ::
I have never, in my life, seen “poop” used as a transitive verb like that. “To poop a dog.” It’s funny. It’s like the online-social-networking “friend” verb: “I friended you on Facebook.”
When my dogs whine at 3 AM my wife takes care of it. Why? Because I’m pretending to be asleep, pretending not to hear. I’m wicked like that.
Hello, Keith.
scott on 09/05/08 at 09:41 AM ::
Heh heh.... Whenever the rules of grammar and word usage whine at me, I become like you with your wife and pretend I don’t hear and am fast asleep. What good are words and wives if you can’t mess with them from time to time?
Keith on 09/05/08 at 11:14 AM ::
If ‘poop’ is a verb, I prefer to imagine you carrying your dog outside, then squeezing the poop out of said dog. This is a lovely picture and I prefer to keep on thinking about it.
You can call me, 'Sir' on 09/05/08 at 06:43 PM ::
Poop is another form of the verb “To Shit.”
Shit
Shitting
Shat (not shitted as many less articulate people say)
Poop
Pooping
Pooped
Br. Ezra on 09/08/08 at 10:30 PM ::