I was sitting quietly at my desk when I heard a young female voice say, “You know, I just HATE men who drink diet soda” and suddenly a chorus of other female voices chiming in their agreement.
They really are letting the most miserable, attitudinous little bunch of ciphers into that school these days, aren’t they? Would you like me to loan you that sock full of doorknobs?
I prefer a sock with a half brick. Especially useful when I hear things like ‘I don’t understand men who don’t eat meat’.
What’s wrong with men drinking diet soda? Less soda for the women? I don’t get it.
If I didn’t drink diet soda, I’d weigh 400 pounds and have legendary diabetes. As it stands now, I weigh 200 pounds and my diabetes has no cred.
I still don’t get it.
In Europe they can’t call it diet soda because the men are too manly there to drink it....