Ask anyone about the Wizard of Oz and they can tell you that the Scarecrow wanted a brain, the Tin Man, a heart, the Cowardly Lion, courage and Dorothy just wanted to go home, but what many dont know is that Baums earlier drafts included a young Bruce Jenner who wanted to stop wetting his bed and that the Wicked Witch of the West actually melted because he whipped it out and peed on her after she made fun of him, and not because Dorothy splashed her with a bucket of water as the Hollywood version later depicted.
Damn, man, I was just going to comment on how weird it must be to live in your head when You Can Call Me Sir! showed up and upped the ante.
He certainly did.