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“You can’t squeeze blood from a turnip,” I said into the phone, “and yes, I know it’s supposed to be blood from a stone, but we’re well past that stage, don’t you think; besides, I’ve never been any good with either the legalities or the metaphors surrounding the crushing of the individual spirit, although I kind of like the song Money For Nothing by Dire Straits, if that’s any help - but it’s not, is it?”

February 1, 2006 at 7:41 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

I’ve always been partial to “Lawyers Guns and Money”.  Care to cue it up?

'mouse on 02/01/06 at 07:56 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

Show-off!

'mouse on 02/01/06 at 08:04 PM ::

You’re supposed to be able to get something from a turnip.  Or not get it.  But I know there’s a turnip metaphor somewhere.

(My favorite mixed metaphor of all time came from my ex-husband:  Well, you’ve opened that can of worms, so now you’ll have to lie in it!)

Snow on 02/01/06 at 08:20 PM ::
e's avatar

i still like best like beating milk from a dead horse.

e on 02/01/06 at 09:40 PM ::
boot's avatar

ewwww

boot on 02/02/06 at 08:41 PM ::
e's avatar

yeah, and it just gets worse the more you think about it

e on 02/02/06 at 09:17 PM ::

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