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TAGS: accident prone, eyes, timmy, tortoise, turtle
“Just a few scratches on the boy,” the doctor reassured Timmy’s mother, “nothing serious at all; but you might want to have his eyes examined, because he really should have seen that tortoise coming.”
February 28, 2006 at 12:30 PM ::
I’ve been laughing all morning since reading this sentence.
Timmy and the Tortoise. It sounds like you’re about to write a sarcastic children’s story (eg. one children might actually enjoy).
boot on 02/28/06 at 05:21 PM ::
I do kind of like the idea of some likable but dopey kid being run down by a slow-moving tortoise. Maybe gets his glasses knocked off.
Keith on 02/28/06 at 07:44 PM ::
Hey, that’s my kid you’re talking about!
Snow on 02/28/06 at 11:35 PM ::
I was just checking out a scrine archive and came across this gem. Made me laugh quite heartily.
darksteve on 06/13/07 at 07:02 AM ::