Tiger Girl assiduously avoided the grocery store and other bastions of suburban normalcy in her mother’s neighborhood; while Mom had long ago gotten used to the tattooed stripes and surgically-altered ears, the weight of judgment heaped upon her by people so stupid, they willingly wore polyester uniforms for slave wages, sometimes made her long for real claws.
[applause]
Poor Tiger Girl.
Oh, Tiger Girl. You leave me speechless.