If two-year-olds cannot be quiet, their caretakers should immediately remove them from the library and if they don’t they should be prepared when I go all Miss Jane on them and then dismember and chew on the tenderer parts of their kiddies in front of them.
Shhhhh!!!! Chew quietly, ‘mouse.
I’m not sure if Miss Jane would deal violence upon little kiddies, but it’s an intriguing thought.