One prospective realtor sent me a card with a big smiley face drawn on it, and a nice note letting me know that she was “hardworking, responsible, active, and...” --my favorite part-- “...dependent.”
Does ‘dependent’ mean she’s literally counting on you to provide her next meal? Talk about a motivated seller!
yah, so she’s illiterate. but then iteracy never sold a house, now did it?
If I’d only known, I would have microwaved her a hotdog or something. She didn’t look hungry, though. But then, I’m starting to think that realtors are sort of like car salesmen - always hungry!