I’m sorry, but due to contractual obligations I’ve made with several different government agencies, both domestic and foreign (Canada), I will have to ask everyone to disregard the above comment.

Keith has been reminded, and in fact, warned on many occasions that he does not have the right to speak on Scrine’s behalf.  It is Scrine’s position that his continued attempt to do so only further proves his elevated state of drunkenness and braggadocio, and I have no doubts whatsoever that we are only days away from some vainglorious tendency on his part to show off some imagined wound of his in a feeble attempt to become part of Barnum’s Traveling Exhibition.

Further, I ask you this important question: Have you ever been witness to the alien abduction of a human and a bear?  No, I thought not.

I should point out here that while Scrine does in fact have a mission statement, nowhere within that statement is there a single mention of aliens.  Bears, however, are thoroughly covered in items 62-64, and again briefly in item 13c, which many refer to as “The Vatican Clause”.

I would be happy to share the mission statement with everyone, but Scrine refuses to show it to me.  Normally that would not be enough to stop me, but for the life of me, I can’t seem to be able to crack that damn safe of his. 

I know for a fact he keeps papers in there that we all need to see.  I’ve tried to catch a glimpse, a title or something, anything to give me a clue, but he always covers them up with his wings when I enter the room.

I’ll try again this afternoon, after he leaves for his afternoon tea.