Buddy patiently kept his eyes open for the woman of his secret dreams - a lady of refinement, education, and keen wit, with whom his domestic life could be the psychological equivalent of an ear-punishing jackhammer; at last he did find her, of course, and they dated in agony for many years until it seemed as if he might finally learn an important life lesson, and break away from this torture of his own design - but luckily instead, she agreed to marry him.
Pam, have you been reading my private journal again?
No - maybe you and my father are living parallel lives.
Or wait ... Dad?
Scrine - bringing people together in the strangest of ways since 2005!
(or was that the strangest of people.... I forget)