On long, lonely days in the cubicle, with virtually no human interaction, Muriel’s headache seemed a little like a visitor who cared enough to stop by and see her - like it would be a shame to chase it away with aspirin before it had had a chance for a nice long stay.
Even so, the cubicle is too damn small to hold Muriel, the headache, _and_ the cramps. Now, how do you work these child-proof caps ...