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Returning to the “dating scene” after years of marriage can be frustrasting for the recently divorced especially if your talent is mimicing the mating cries of several North American bird species.
Can I give you a caw sometime?
Of course, this could be useful for the appropriate portion of the upcoming Mr/Ms. Divorce USA pageant and at the very least is sure to attract attention from middle age to older men with binoculars...soooo someone’s gotta find that helpful right?
you can caw me anytime. But when I answer the phone you must give the shrill triple warble of the blue breasted boobie.
Br. Ezra. How did you ever know that here on scrine, we are HUGE fans of boobies?
Yes! Boobies are quite magical creatures!