Upon picking up Soul Calibur 4, the young boy found himself baffled as he faced the most dreaded of opponents - KOOLAID: MAN.
OH YEAH!!
I"m horribly old and I don’t understand.
I’m wonderfully old and I don’t understand.
You’re right! Yes! Embrace the oldness! I am extensively experienced and I don’t understand!
Neither of you are old. You just don’t keep company with a lot of gamers.
The official Soulcalibur 4 website.
The backstory from our good friends at Wikipedia.
I will confess, however, that I only have the merest nodding acquaintanceship with Soulcalibur and thus do not know the significance of KOOLAID:MAN. I will also confess that, for all that the opening sequence on the website is pretty nifty, I got the biggest kick of all at the legend at the bottom of the screen: MOUSE OVER FOR LEGAL.
haha, KOOLAID: MAN is a character a friend of mine made. he took the biggest, ugliest guy he could find, turned him bright red, gave him a bright red afro, and the pow hammer.
it’s really quite frightening when you’re not dying of laughter
Oh, dear. I *do* keep company with a lot of gamers, am extensively experienced (thanks, Jo) and, yet, I had no smegging idea of what any of that meant.
Still, it made me laugh and that’s all that matters.