There are some snippets of conversation with friends that are so freakishly weird you would just like to pretend that you never, ever heard them.
But we, of course, would like to know!
I was pretty sure this headline was leading to a vasectomy reference, so I don’t quite know where to go from here.
To the vasectomy clinic?
Jo, I’d have to make something up, because the truth is far more ludicrous than even I can fathom.
Why don’t I try this:
“...so, that’s when I realised how much I love goats and, despite the expense of the outfit...”
“Yeah, I’m due in about a week...Who’s down for Jaeger shots?”
The look on the waitresses face was PRICELESS.