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Standing ankle deep in the bills, he sometimes thought, “Duck slaughterhouse, which seemed both funny and sad, just like his floor.

July 25, 2005 at 5:49 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

Which reminds me of another bad joke (why do these stay with me?): 
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs stuffed into your mailbox?
A. Bill

And (this bonus joke for no good reason at all):
Q.  What do you call a dog with no legs?
A.  Doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.

'mouse on 07/24/06 at 08:31 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

Oh, and special for the landscaper amongst us:
Q. What to you call a quadriplegic lying in a hole in the ground?
A. Phil.

'mouse on 07/24/06 at 08:33 PM ::

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