Mrs. Moses furiously built a tricked-out Honda with enormous tires and flames from nose to tailpipe, in preparation for the inevitably receding waters, or so she said.
red seawater? or maybe those flames from the burning bush.
What a perfect time for a short history lesson.
After the unsuccessful result of WWII, the Japanese returned to the drawing board and reinvented the invasion of America. The initial plan featured a vehicle very much like the one you describe, although subsequent drawings show smaller, more economical tires, as well as considerably less flames. Once the Honda was in, a second strike team, Sony, was launched, offered these new American Honda owners stereo upgrades. Once those two were entrenched, Operation Sushi was launched, which as you probably know, is a battle still gaining momentum in many parts of the country.
Sadly, I have succumbed to Operation Sushi with extreme regularity.
I was reading yesterday about the new fish-ebola virus. The article said, “people are not at risk because cooking kills the virus.” Er…