Having a burrito that’s roughly the size of a child’s arm for lunch will make it very difficult to engage in the relentless pursuit of science junk in the afternoon.
However, they do form an excellent base upon which to add a margarita or three and then to engage in sleep research regarding the health benefits of siestas.
Upon waking up:
‘Oh, MAN, that siesta was f***ing AMAZING!!!! I need to write this down.’
Because it’s always important to write down what you did, in case you need to repeat the process later to verify the outcome. That’s a free lesson in science crap.
I was instantly attracted to this sentence because of the title. ‘mouse might tell you the same thing, but with a little push, I’m guessing he’ll admit he thought that he was researching an important legal matter.